1. Don't you love it when you look in the mirror and realize you have particles from every meal you've eaten stuck in your braces...gross.
2. Don't you love it when you actually wake up early to go to the gym and you tell your husband who replies that he has to go in early to work so you can't go...then he lays in bed for another 2 hours in which time you really could have gone.
3. Don't you love it when your child starts sleeping through the night 11 hours!
4. Don't you love it when your child sleeps through the night but by the morning your so "engorged" you leek through your clothes.
5. Don't you love it when your child grabs your finger and sticks it in her mouth and bites on it really hard, at which point you can't decide if you should scream or just be happy you felt another tooth.
6. Don't you love it when you've just done a sink load of dishes and literally 2 minutes later that sink is full of dishes again. Seriously there's only two of us who use the dishes!
7. Don't you love it when your holding your child and you feel something wet and mushy through her clothes up her back? That was a messy one!
8. Don't you love it when you have a craving for brownies so your sweet husband goes and gets brownie mix for you (along with a movie to watch) but by the time the brownies are done baking it's 11pm and your craving has long since passed.
9. Don't you love it when you and your husband decided to do something together at night so he rents a movie and 20 minutes into it your both asleep on the couch.
10. Don't you love it when your child won't take a bottle but the second you give her a sippy cup (which she has to suck just like a bottle) she takes it without any problems. Explain that one to me?
11. Don't you love it when people share details into their life...even though you may not have wanted to know!
5 comments:
I want more. My favorite part was the engorged part. Can't say I miss that. Mmmkay, so SERIOUSLY...we are going to find a weekend to come up and crash on your couch. Or sleep in between you and Matt. Deal?
Amanda-- i relate to so many of those, i couldn't stop laughing :). I only wish we had the 11 hours thing going on in this house! Some day!!
Yes...I do love it when I hear all the hilarious details of my friend's lives and remember I am not the only one! You ROCK!
Be thankful she will take a sippy cup... I'm still working on trying to get RID of the bottle... it drips all over my couch, but Savvy won't even touch a sippy cup with milk in it.
Your right, I should Jenny but I just tried to give her milk in the sippy cup and she won't drink it. Only water.
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